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If I’m louder, would you see me? Would you lay down in my arms and rescue me? Cause we are the same; you saved me, when you leave it’s gone again.
(via horantime)
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Niall making fun of Sydney Dalton and her friends, because she went to the gym dress like they will party. haha FAIL
I tried to come up with a witty thing to say, but I couldn’t because I was laughing too hard at the stupidity of those girls.
Why is Niall so funny, I am chocking omg.
(via sarcasm-always-helps)
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(Source: dieyoungtrying, via 1derful-sluts)
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- *one thing comes on the radio*
- me: shot it right in my eye...
- mum: your eye... huh?
- me: you're my slut tonight...
- mum: wait a second-
- me: you keep making me weak...
- mum: oh okay...
- me: suck it and don't speak.
- mum: *stops car* get out.
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(Source: kryptoniall, via horantime)
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(Source: harrypotterwillneverdie, via horantime)
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(Source: grammarpayne, via horantime)
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(Source: fallenforpayne, via horantime)
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Louis: Bored. I’d rather be doing Harry.
Zayn: Yeah I’m pretty.
Harry: Tell me more, Liam. Tell me more.
Liam: The curvature of the spoon is really what freaks me out. It’s an evil curve.
Niall: I’m Irish.
(via pointyourerection-inmydirection)







